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Ты поешь в девчачьей группе Партнера твоего отца Твои родители понимают что тебе наплевать У меня есть работа в магазине Я тайный полицейский Я проверяю не воруют ли покупат...

Green Christmas

Green christmas by barenaked ladies The streets are filled with christmas cheer At least its only once a year Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows And carols ringing in m...

Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh, Over the fields we go, Laughing all the way; Bells on bob-tail ring, Making spirits bright, W...

Be My Yoko Ono

If there's someone you can live without, then do so. And if there's someone you can just shove out; do so. [Chorus] You can be my Yoko Ono You can follow m...

Big Bang Theory Theme

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait… The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals de...

Brian Wilson

Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a tuesday night, just to check out the late-night record shop. Call it impulsive call it compulsive,...

Call and Answer

I think it's getting to the point where I can be myself again I think it's getting to the point where we have almost made amends I think it's the getting to the poi...

If I Had $1,000,000

If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield...

It's All Been Done

I met you before the fall of Rome And I begged you to let me take you home You were wrong, I was right You said goodbye, I said goodnight It's all been done It's...

Odds Are

Struck by lightning, sounds pretty frightening But you know the chances are so small Stuck by a bee sting, nothing but a B-thing Better chance you’re gonna buy it at the mall ...

One Week

It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry. Five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me. ...

Pinch Me

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street W...

The Old Apartment

Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint ...

Falling For The First Time

Falling For The First Time I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby I&...

Too Little Too Late

You say, "Why does everything revolve around you?" You say, "Why does everything I do confound you?" You say that I pulled the world from under you, You can't go thr...

It's All Been Done

I met you before the fall of Rome And I begged you to let me take you home You were wrong, I was right You said goodbye, I said goodnight It's all been done It's...

I'll Be That Girl

If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes Tie my pantyhose Around ...

Alcohol

Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party-time necessity Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself O Alcohol, I still drink to your health I love you more than I d...

Who Needs Sleep?

Now I lay me down not to sleep I just get tangled in the sheets I swim in sweat three inches deep I just lay back and claim defeat Chapter read and lesson learned I...

Some Fantastic

One day I will build a fountain, drink and never grow old. Then I'll market an elixir that will eliminate the common cold. Find your sickness on my list, Pay up front, and make a ...

When You Dream

With life just begun My sleeping new son Has eyes that roll back in his head They flutter and dart He slows down his heart And pictures a world past his bed Its hard to b...

Sell, Sell, Sell

The credits roll, the camera pans And in the mist our hero stands He starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayer An awkward pause, then what's my line? There's nothing left to ...

Off The Hook

All around the room your things are placed And next to you he fills the space And so it seems your saving grace is only saving face The pictures of the two of you on holiday, on honeymo...

What a Good Boy

When I was born, they looked at me and said, What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy. And when you were born, they looked at you and said, What a good girl, what a what a s...

I Love You

I love you And you love me I love you So let's make a family tree I like soup, and I like ice cream sandwiches too. I like fish sticks, but I love you. You don't be...

New Kid (On the Block)

I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sore. 'Cause you can see my face in the window of every store. You can buy my lunch box, and you can wear my clothes, You can remember my name jus...

The Flag

The phone rings, it's early, it's seven o'clock. He says sorry I woke you, but I just had to talk You know last night, remember when I tried to choke you? I didn't mean it, I was drunk,...

Crazy

Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? Thank you, it’s a, it's an alphabet song I’m working on Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one A is for ais...

Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

Oh Hanukkah, Oh, Hanukkah Come light the menorah Let's have a party We'll all dance the hora Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat Seviv...

Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days of Auld Lang Syne. For Auld Lang Syne, my dear,...

Shoe Box

Росс пытается занять отца Рейчел разговором, пока она на второй вечеринке . A key in the door, a step on the floor, A note on the table, and a meal in the micro Note says "I&...

Another Postcard

you can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas But someone is sending me sta...

Upside Down

I'm not surprised it's come to this Sooner or later there must be another's kiss Behind that kiss a promise of a life of bliss Yeah, great I won't be takin' the bait I'd rathe...

Second Best

Everything's a lie We're all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let's attack I admit it's bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give it back Is ...

Have You Seen My Love

Have you seen my love? Have you seen my love? Have you seen my little girl? Have you seen my love? All that I want is to be your friend 'Cause you're the only fr...

Am I The Only One?

Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh, Laugh until you cry? Am I the only one who asks you to go, Go on without me? Am I the only one who loves when you le...

Life, in a Nutshell

When she was three Her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, There's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat;...

You Run Away

You run away You could turn and stay But you run away From me I tried to be Your brother You cried and Ran for cover I made a mess, who doesn't ...

Sound Of Your Voice

The moon is full but there is an incompleteness The days are beautiful but I feel a bitter sweetness If I had a wish, or even a choice I'd wake up to the sound of your voice How I ...

Maybe You're Right

It was often talked about It was often raised But nothing was ever done about it To hear the way they talked about it Noone could be saved But nothing was ever done about it...

Take It Back

It's hard enough to notice Harder still to react Just a stone's throw from the centre of our attention We all fade to black Save me from a villainous imagination Deliver...

Wind It Up

Stop, drop and roll and I will tell you where I'm coming from You've done a lot of yelling pointed at my eardrum I'll offer all of me that you can lay your eyes on I'll get right back t...

Four Seconds

Goes to show not what you know But who you know, so's, you know I can go, flow, build the row, then throw the snow 'Fore the show, stay low, play it on a Dobro Oh, I tiptoe t...

Ordinary

Don't you know we lost? Sunk so low, we just called it off How an ordinary moment gets tossed More than ordinary woman's the cost Thought I understood Fought to buy the ...

Every Subway Car

My backpack was faded black But now it's all blue It looks whack but it's compact And works like brand new I had found an old Greyhound But it wasn't my scene I'm u...

Boomerang

Moving at the speed of sound You'd think I'd be slowing down But I'm not losing my momentum There are ways to turn around So I don't crash into the ground I wish someone...

Best Damn Friend

Talk was cheap 'till I started talking to professionals. Not my first leap, this safety is good, could have used confessional son so rit Allow me to lead you in devotional...

Did I Say That Out Loud?

Did I Say That Out Loud?" [Verse 1:] I know you're not to kiss and tell, But maybe nobody has ever kissed as well as you do, Don't know what's got a hold of me, Alc...

Thanks That Was Fun

I'm learning, I'm yearning I'm burning all your stuff, but that's not enough I'm thinking that I'm aching Mistaking lust for love Thanks that was fun Don't forget, no re...

Lovers in a Dangerous Time

Don't the hours grow shorter as the days go by You never get to stop and open our eyes One minute you're waiting for the sky to fall The next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all...

It's Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland)

Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on It's only natural It's only me Take it from a fella who's been 'round the block so many times He knows the only parking spot th...

7 8 9

1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7 And 6 is afraid of 7...cause 7 ate 9! Nine was minding his business Talking to 10 about Gordy Howe's clothes Why 7 ate 9, nobody knows. ...

Angry People

That's the problem, dear, with angry people They try to go it alone Digging in and making cranky feeble pleas That other angries disown Angry people think a good solution is...

Something You'll Never Find

You're looking for something That you'll never find You've got the questions You've got the time You've got the bruises To show you've been blind 'Cause you're look...

Beautiful

What if you were not just for show? What if you were not good to go? What if you were simply not so Beautiful What if you were not thin and tall? ...

I Can I Will I Do

Friend, this shouldn't be the way things end But then, a break is just around the bend And when you tell me as I leave You're scared you'll never see my face again Well, I'm no...

Matter Of Time

Time heals When both wheels Slide off the shoulder The car flips, Your heart skips And I'm sad and sober Chorus: I forfeit, tell you for the moment swor...

If I Had $1000000

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chester...

A

Oh Now the lights have gone to half-lit And we might lose the planet Find the wonder to believe That you've got some power up your sleeve And you'll find yourse...

Get in Line

Everywhere I go someone's tryin' to by my girlfriend's best friend. I try to pretend I'm relaxed, but I'm playing castanets with my knees. I try to be c...

Canada Dry

We were shining like Aurora Borealis Like Sid sipping from the Stanley chalice Balling in a bus across the USA Dumb enough to think that it would stay that way Lounging in th...

Roadrunner

I'm Steve, and I'm Ed, And we're Barenaked Ladies You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "Beep, beep" Just step aside or you might end up in a heap Roadrunner road...

Powder Blue

With each mistake, You either bend or break With every word I choose You only seem to bruise Powder blue always suited you, Or was your suitor too Until you're powd...

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

Enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough again I called your bluff 'cause you think you're so tough Because you can make enemies out of friends I am getting sl...

Maybe Not

Pretty soon you will be wanting me To go. And I will only be the enemy I know. Pretty soon you will be needing me To leave. But know that you and I will always be Na...

Sunshine

[Verse 1] Most of us have learned to trust What we see with our own eyes But with blinders on you hardly realize That out of view, it's still true Even when no one's around...

Home

Side of the road I stopped and Picked up the pieces of your car You were just standing, speechless Knowing you'd never travel far That's what you do when someone's given up on you...

Vanishing

A rabbit and a top hat A handkerchief and ring With a wave of a wand He'll pull your heartstrings He's a magician Hoping, wishing And you're the one vanishing ...

One Little Slip

[Verse 1] It was a recipe for disaster A four course meal of no sirree It seemed that happily ever after Was happy everyone was after me [Bridge 1] It was a cup of ...

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (feat. Sarah McLachlan)

God rest ye merry, gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember Christ our Saviour Was born upon this day; To save us all from Satan's power When we were gone astray O...
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